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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Loons and Moons
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What are some good interior design tips for mixing lots of colors together in a room?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
What is the best way to end a relationship with someone who has future plans with you?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What should I do? I'm 17 and I'm dating a 23-year-old guy.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why do many women wear sleeveless shirts, more so than men?
Thumbs down again.
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
What are some examples of unofficial acts by presidents?
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
No way
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Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading